HAND EMBROIDERED BOONIE HATS (ranch bash leftovers)

OUR GOD DAMN DRUMMER SWEATED AND BLED AND CAME OUT HIS WEINER TO ENSURE THAT THESE MF THANGS WERE SOMETHING THE GREAT LATE STEVE IRWIN WOULD ROCK IF HE HAD TO FUCK A ALLIGATOR SIZED CHICKEN WITHOUT ANY LUBE

THE GOD DAMN SIDES COME UP TO MAKE IT LOOK LIKE YOU GOT A FUCKIN COWBOY HAT ON AND ALSO THERES A MF LITTLE STRAP SO WHEN THE BIG BOOTY LATINA IS THROWIN THAT ASS BACK IT AINT GONNA FALL OFF INTO THE BAYOU

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